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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>Just my special way of telling you how you can get bent.</description><title>It Could Be Worse</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @berteth)</generator><link>http://berteth.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Hidden Behind the Books</title><description>&lt;p&gt;WANT!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fuckyeahawesomehouses.tumblr.com/post/18389803774/hidden-behind-the-books"&gt;fuckyeahawesomehouses&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzp1e8xAI01qcfl10.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzp1enK2E51qcfl10.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://berteth.tumblr.com/post/18655695901</link><guid>http://berteth.tumblr.com/post/18655695901</guid><pubDate>Sat, 03 Mar 2012 02:49:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Forever Alone</title><description>Me: Oh imaginary boyfriend, you're so funny. lolololol&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Empty Passenger Seat: ... ...&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Me: OMG that's so true! a ha ha ha ha</description><link>http://berteth.tumblr.com/post/18655525525</link><guid>http://berteth.tumblr.com/post/18655525525</guid><pubDate>Sat, 03 Mar 2012 02:39:29 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>firsttimeuser:

photo by Gérard Uféras
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0301dE4fj1qb8vpuo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://firsttimeuser.tumblr.com/post/18516309811"&gt;firsttimeuser&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;photo by &lt;a href="http://www.gerarduferas.com/index2.php"&gt;Gérard Uféras&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://berteth.tumblr.com/post/18552457767</link><guid>http://berteth.tumblr.com/post/18552457767</guid><pubDate>Thu, 01 Mar 2012 08:28:47 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Asian Rant</title><description>Korean: Kam sabnida. (thank you)&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
White Guy: Was that Thai you just spoke to me? :3&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Korean: WHAT?! That was KOREAN! You're white so I could understand if you assumed it was Chinese, that just makes you stupid. If you had guessed Japanese that wuld have been okay because then I would know you watch to much Anime. BUT THAI?! WTF?! Who guesses THAI?!&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
And that's how the dream went...</description><link>http://berteth.tumblr.com/post/18552414008</link><guid>http://berteth.tumblr.com/post/18552414008</guid><pubDate>Thu, 01 Mar 2012 08:27:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>thinktheatre:

- Kurt Vonnegut
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt8aoxSA1V1qis0beo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thinktheatre.tumblr.com/post/11583234822/kurt-vonnegut"&gt;thinktheatre&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;- Kurt Vonnegut&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://berteth.tumblr.com/post/18552282103</link><guid>http://berteth.tumblr.com/post/18552282103</guid><pubDate>Thu, 01 Mar 2012 08:21:53 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzwsquU7Vd1r7hbtho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://berteth.tumblr.com/post/18552268318</link><guid>http://berteth.tumblr.com/post/18552268318</guid><pubDate>Thu, 01 Mar 2012 08:21:18 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>People...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I really just feel like no one&amp;#8230;&lt;!-- more --&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;That one woe is me line got you to read. I want you to know that I am amused by that fact. Honestly though, the fact that I am on tumblr probably means that I have nothing better to do than complain about people. So I&amp;#8217;ve decided, rather than complaining about everyone all at once, I&amp;#8217;ll break it down for the next few days.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Let&amp;#8217;s start with those people who really just need to grow a vagina (oh Betty White) and inform me that I can move on with life rather than bother to associate with them. Lately I have been trying to bring certain people back into my immediate social circle to almost no avail. I used to see these people at least every few days (on average throughout the spectrum); and I&amp;#8217;ve either dissociated completely with them or I see them severely less frequently. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I can understand that people are busy. School is important, work is important, there are so many important things going on with you, with me, with my dog&amp;#8230; However, if on more than three occasions you and I are both available and you&amp;#8217;d just rather stay in, just tell me you don&amp;#8217;t want to hang out. Tell me to move on and find other friends, because clearly you don&amp;#8217;t want me around. You might think it would be pleasant for me to come sit and watch tv with you, watch you play on the internet, or just listen to a recording you made with some other quartet. Well, I refuse to drive anywhere to do shit that I could do at home. Gas isn&amp;#8217;t cheap, and I would rather use to go places that are not your house or mine. If you don&amp;#8217;t want to drive, I will. If you&amp;#8217;re short on money, I will probably be able to cover you. If you have a problem with leaving your cave, den, or nest for fresh air just tell me never to call you again. Your wasting my time.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If you think this is you, don&amp;#8217;t call to defend yourself; don&amp;#8217;t act as if I am asking you to put your life on hold for me; actually, just don&amp;#8217;t call me unless you would like to find time to chill with me. Believe it or not, I can live without you.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Have a nice life.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;                                                                                           Love,&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;                                                                                            Bert&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://berteth.tumblr.com/post/18503064930</link><guid>http://berteth.tumblr.com/post/18503064930</guid><pubDate>Wed, 29 Feb 2012 12:02:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8v1m9Z5tX1qackaro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://berteth.tumblr.com/post/18501143887</link><guid>http://berteth.tumblr.com/post/18501143887</guid><pubDate>Wed, 29 Feb 2012 11:12:38 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>jenadirectioner:

Just press play and watch the gif


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&lt;p&gt;Just press play and watch the gif&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;img height="160" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxxau97WBI1qzh61f.gif" width="160"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://berteth.tumblr.com/post/18500505059</link><guid>http://berteth.tumblr.com/post/18500505059</guid><pubDate>Wed, 29 Feb 2012 10:55:30 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>screaminginawhisper:

Fuck you so fucking much.

NO Really.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk2fs9UZ4G1qzdgkko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://screaminginawhisper.tumblr.com/post/6154252424"&gt;screaminginawhisper&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Fuck you so fucking much.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;NO Really.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://berteth.tumblr.com/post/6159660140</link><guid>http://berteth.tumblr.com/post/6159660140</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 Jun 2011 19:09:18 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>explodingdog:

it’s ok dog
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llnidhBI0n1qzs63fo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://explodingdog.tumblr.com/post/5766671246"&gt;explodingdog&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;it’s ok dog&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://berteth.tumblr.com/post/5776075119</link><guid>http://berteth.tumblr.com/post/5776075119</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 May 2011 14:26:55 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkkmtriW8N1qc0v2vo1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://berteth.tumblr.com/post/5152492797</link><guid>http://berteth.tumblr.com/post/5152492797</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 May 2011 21:45:43 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkf2tzlYtg1qfinqoo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://berteth.tumblr.com/post/5152166779</link><guid>http://berteth.tumblr.com/post/5152166779</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 May 2011 21:32:26 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>bradyszuhaj:

do want cat

Extra want!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lklllbioIU1qg2re2o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://bradyszuhaj.tumblr.com/post/5150461696"&gt;bradyszuhaj&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;do want cat&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Extra want!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://berteth.tumblr.com/post/5150935518</link><guid>http://berteth.tumblr.com/post/5150935518</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 May 2011 20:46:17 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Language Nerd</title><description>&lt;p&gt;So to those who know me, I &lt;strong&gt;LOVE&lt;/strong&gt; language. I like to think that I&amp;#8217;m fairly adept at picking up new languages. Japanese, Spanglish (have yet to make the full transfer to Spanish), and music just to name a few.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And just because someone will try to argue, Music is definitely a language; both from an emotional perspective and a technical one. I dare you to find someone who has nothing to do with Performing Arts and get them to successfully make the theme of a random song in C into an elegy in Eb Major. I digress though.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So because I see myself as super language nerd, I&amp;#8217;m very excited to begin my first Korean study session with my long time friend tomorrow. She&amp;#8217;s been working at it for some time, and I just pick it up and put it down as I please (much like my Italian in ten minutes a day; poor thing). I have a neglect for neglecting things and sometimes people. But to continue (yet again), I&amp;#8217;m not sure how to feel about the subject quite yet as I expect to be learning more from here rather than a reverse case.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It&amp;#8217;s not that Korean is going to be super hard for me- From the notes I have taken it seems only a hop and a skip away from Japanese- however, I am going to feel bad if I can not bring anything into this allegedly &amp;#8216;mutual&amp;#8217; relationship. I suppose I&amp;#8217;ll find out when I head over there tomorrow.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;For reading, I must say to you: 감사합니다.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://berteth.tumblr.com/post/3268499124</link><guid>http://berteth.tumblr.com/post/3268499124</guid><pubDate>Sun, 13 Feb 2011 00:50:35 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>cancercellsinc:

rissalady:

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

FUCK! IT...</title><description>&lt;iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/berteth/3268243734/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_3268243734" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="300" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://cancercellsinc.tumblr.com/post/3264220703"&gt;cancercellsinc&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://rissalady.tumblr.com/post/3260698124"&gt;rissalady&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;WHAT. THE. FUCK.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;FUCK! IT LIIIIIIIVES!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;A ha ha ha!!!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://berteth.tumblr.com/post/3268243734</link><guid>http://berteth.tumblr.com/post/3268243734</guid><pubDate>Sun, 13 Feb 2011 00:27:24 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>My dearest cousin, I must ask: How do you escape from the inescapable?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Why, it’s simple my dear. You freeze the screen so that the player gets frustrated and resets your world.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://berteth.tumblr.com/post/3268084439</link><guid>http://berteth.tumblr.com/post/3268084439</guid><pubDate>Sun, 13 Feb 2011 00:14:03 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>"Every English poet should master the rules of grammar before he attempts to bend or break them."</title><description>“Every English poet should master the rules of grammar before he attempts to bend or break them.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Robert Graves&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://berteth.tumblr.com/post/2789291250</link><guid>http://berteth.tumblr.com/post/2789291250</guid><pubDate>Sun, 16 Jan 2011 21:08:30 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Italy, Japan, Russia, France, and most of Europe.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://berteth.tumblr.com/post/2785970984</link><guid>http://berteth.tumblr.com/post/2785970984</guid><pubDate>Sun, 16 Jan 2011 17:51:42 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Yet another</title><description>&lt;p&gt;So, I have tried on multiple occasions to start a blog. They usually end up as forgotten pity fests when I come back months later. I hope to make this one a regular thing, but chances are that it will only last a few weeks.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;In the past I have given my blogs no focus, so for this one I think I&amp;#8217;ll concentrate on my inspirations: movies/TV, music, and literature. (By the by, I&amp;#8217;m not quite an otaku in the sense that I go to cons dressed as my anime idol&amp;#8230; yet, but I do consider anime and other TV a part of my passion as well).&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Well here goes nothing.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;よろしくお願い！&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://berteth.tumblr.com/post/2785801002</link><guid>http://berteth.tumblr.com/post/2785801002</guid><pubDate>Sun, 16 Jan 2011 17:40:56 -0700</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
